Beheading the Archbishop of Banterbury with the righteous sword of shouty, poetic activism

Tuesday, 21 April 2015

Banterwatch Down Under

Meet John Key. John is the Prime Minister of New Zealand. You know: where the Hobbit movies come from.
John also repeatedly pulled a waitress’ hair. Not just once, not just twice, but on a number of occasions over a prolonged period, until the waitress had to tell him to stop ‘or I will actually hit you’.
Can you guess what John’s excuse for this repeated, creepy, harassing behaviour is? That’s right: JUST BANTER.

What a statesman.

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